The Suits

Someone with a Twitter or a truth account should post this and tag Trump.

You ever do something like this? What’s your story?

The post text literally asks for stories.

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Years ago, I tried giving a homeless guy an unopened chicken sandwich I had just got from Burger King. I got two for the price of one, and I didn’t want to eat the other one because I was already pretty full.

So I walked out of the restaurant still holding it, thinking I should find a trash can for it. Then a homeless guy came up to me saying he was so hungry. So I thought “well this kills two birds with one stone!” and offered it to him.

He seemed very unhappy and asked if I had money instead. He took the sandwich begrudgingly. Hmmmmm, it was almost like he was lying about being hungry and actually wanted money to buy drugs or something.

ETA: Tell an honest story in a post that explicitly asks for similar stories. And people get upset. Okay then.

And Brawndo.

“I call this one ‘Kill It With Fire’.”

Oh man, you’ve gotta share some of those!

Eric Clapton has entered the chat

Oh yes! Well spotted!

“Oh, those little straps on the controllers? Yeah, don’t worry about those.”

And I’m not so sure about coastal Northern California / Southern Oregon. It’s marked on the map as being not that difficult. But I believe there are still plenty of paranoid, heavily-armed pot growers up in that area.

This gives off a Toynbee types vibe. “Resurrect dead on planet Jupiter.”

Seems like it’s much simpler than that. At least for right wingers:

“Someone who advocates for ideas that frighten me.”

'Tis true

Exactly. Good job. Hang in there.

Sorry friend, but in the immortal words of Karen Carpenter: “it’s only just begun!”

We still face weeks of crippling political analysis, sensationalist reporting about phantom voter fraud, tantrums, recriminations, threats, and histrionics (if Harris wins, and probably even if trump wins his followers will still do this), hand-wringing about the far right’s plans, probably some domestic terrorism, etc.

But hey, you did your part - you voted. And so did I and many others. We did all we can.

He didn’t even throw in a “NO HOMO!!1!” at the end.

Very sad. Very low energy.

I just got back from taking one of my kids trick or treating with his friends. It was great. My wife and I got to walk and chat with the other parents while all of our kids knocked on doors and shouted “trick or treat!”. Lots of friendly, generous, nice people. And lots of shouted reminders from us for the kids to not walk on people’s front lawns, to say thank you, to be careful crossing the quiet roads. There were so many other kids out too. It was pretty crazy, but in a good way. About half of the houses were giving out candy in some way or other, with only about a quarter having an un-monitored bowl.

Then on the way home we drove past a church that was having a ‘trunk or treat’ in their parking lot. That just looked sad. There was no excitement for going up to the really cool houses that were decked out in amazing props and decorations. There was no need to hone analytical skills to determine which houses were giving out candy and which ones probably weren’t. Just going very short distances from one car to the next getting candy. My kid asked why they do that. I said it’s probably because they are a closed community who don’t really want to associate with ‘outsiders’. Give me the conventional experience over that all day every day!

More like…

“That’s Fascist Communism!”

But yeah, same level of ignorance.