TheLowestStone

I would love some of whatever you’re smoking.

California requires background checks for ammo.

Yes, being tolerating bigotry makes you a bigot.

Yeah, I don’t tell that story very often.

Risotto with maggots in it.

I got a coffee from Dunkin Donuts once that had been prepared by someone who had some kind of topical menthol cream all over their hands. That was the second most disgusting thing I’ve put in my mouth.

As a chef with 22 years of experience hiring cooks, there is absolutely a distinction. I would have said fast food worker instead of “cook” because the quotes make it feel condescending, but I also do not count experience in fast food as relevant experience when reviewing resumes for a line or prep cook position.

We’re also misusing the word chef a lot in this conversation. Everyone working the line in a kitchen is not a chef. They are cooks. The chefs are the kitchen leadership. There is typically one executive chef and one or two sous chefs below them. I’m simplifying things a bit but that’s the most common structure you’ll find in non-chain/corpo kitchens.

I do like that coat

Correct.

They pay cooks less than $20/hour in a city with an average rent of $3000/month. I’ve got no problem passing judgement.

I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?

There’s a public, digital record of one and a very slim chance (for most people) that anyone who would care is listening to the other.

How much extra if I want you to eat nothing but asparagus for a day prior? Also, can the grave be open and does the person inside need to be dead?

One of the definitions of authoritarian is characterized by or favoring obedience. That being said, I’m just making a joke and I’m way to sober right now to properly debate this.

I mean kind of. Dogs love to please humans and mine will literally lick boots.

Just a little facism… as a treat.

Slow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.

That doesn’t sound like something a healthy person should be able to do.

My paranoid brain needs me to recommend that you edit out those cross streets.

Drugs

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