Windows is becoming malware

In a parallel universe, someone is memeing about how teachers waste our time on useless stuff and never taught us to convert between units.

All I know is you shouldn’t drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

You may not like it, but this is peak performance.

Actually, you probably would like it.

I’m afraid that is going to be the case anywhere there is moderation… even here.