Maybe his Circadian rhythm is out of whack.

Test post? But I didn’t study!

Is this who she means?

Different time zone?

Seems like a great time to make a Luigiana Purchase.

Put me down for 20!

I loved the part of the book where the Grinch said “it’s Grinchin’ time!” and grinched all over the Whos.

…on Infinite Earths?

Aristoht-lay on the Chipotle.

It’s like the Halo effect, but with grades.

Too late. I already paid for the shipping and handling 2 months ago, and I’m not gonna let that money go to waste!

In 2043 to be exact.

@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years

I actually thought those were some kind of chocolate cakes or something.

Fellas, is it gay to eat healthy?

Baby, you’ll freeze out there…

Just look at these losers.

I can’t believe I actually understood this meme.