But do you remember the 5th of November? The gunpowder treason and plot?

Merry ChristmaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!

Butts are butts are butts are beautiful

Yeah they’re often the weird kids that don’t socialize much so they rationalize it by thinking that everyone else is the problem.

Not hard to want to go postal when you legitimately think everyone’s out to get you.

I am the pizza delivery boy.

I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.

Why else do you think the dispensers scream so loud?

And in your dryness he finds comfort.

A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.

And in thy dryness may we find peace.

I’ve always wondered about the logistics of making the magazine the actual handle.

Would that be possible? Would it cause issues?

My thought process is your hand is right there already if you need to reload.

Idk, every time I open the app it constantly shows a notification saying my account has been permanently banned. I can’t look at my profile or any settings but can still view any sub.

Believe it or not the average person doesn’t like the idea of spending the rest of their lives in prison.

Fun fact. Even if your account is permanently deleted banned you can still view everything on reddit.

I know this because I pretty much use reddit just for porn anymore.

Edit: I meant banned.

Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia

Yeah that’s why you wash things.

Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.