You’re a dysfunction.

If we wanted to be like Europe culture, we wouldn’t have whooped Europe’s ass.

Well that’s good! I’m pleasantly surprised.

As nice a thought as that is, you have never been to prison, have you? Convicts aren’t going to give two shits about this guy.

That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

Besides the hangover? Pretty good.

Just had to ruin a good joke with political whining.

Yeah, the McRib is back tho.

I saw a cybertruck in the rain the other day. I got the hell away from it.

Calvin’s Dad over here.

Does that work? I’m feeling old and tired.

Xnxx and xvideos don’t give a shit where you live friend.

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.

I aM vErY SmArT.