Yeet.

Ours have that too, but it’s old hot dogs and ATM’s with fees up your ass.

Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.

Lol, lookin’ like a Minecraft character.

I bet you’re just awesome to hang out with.

I’m now pissed off that it’s taken ☹️

Floormat

Congratulations for making this about maga somehow…

Go fuck yourself

They want you to get your dumbass out of the passing lane.

No worries. I’ve seen plenty of job postings for POC LGBTQWTF “STRONGLY URGED TO APPLY.” You should be fine.

My company, which is pretty generous (by US standards) gives us 8 paid sick days per year. Up until this year we got unlimited after that with a doctors note (unpaid, bit you wouldn’t get fired for it.) This year they stopped accepting doctor notes, so if you rub out of sick time, tough shit. BUT if you’re out for over a week, FMLA or disability or some shit like that kicks in, and there ain’t fuck all they can do about it lol. And THAT shit is paid. I have a feeling they’re gonna rethink the doctors note thing next year lol.

You might want to get yourself checked for the gay.

I think it’s awesome.

Apt username.

This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and it’s been a long day.