TeoTwawki

Mariadb did it with the candlestick in the library.

“Sleeping early” ha, no such thing. Just setting yourself up to stare at the ceiling.

We’re supposed to force ourselves to get up still dead tired instead even if we didn’t get much and “eventually” says the doctor, “you will get tired enough to sleep on time”. LIES. ALL LIES.

Double irony is they’d also send a takedown to github claiming the code contains their IP due to being too ignorant to comprehend that none of the code contains any of thiers to do what it does