This genuinely sounds like the work of a typical mega insurance corp in the US.

*Get insured because you don’t know when a superhero or super villain might come and wreak havoc on your belongings, transportation, living space, or even YOU. Just pay this [Insert some goddly amount] to join the million + people that think such a thing will happen to them (but probably will never happen to them and we don’t give a fuck about you nor if it actually happens to you or not. Even when it does happen to you, we will have the “right” and “ability” to deny your claim, even though that’s what this insurance policy is for. So get wrecked pawn scum-didili-dumb-dumb.)

So, how does one get off the Struggle Bus? Asking for my 6 billion acquaintances.

I have a strong feeling this will serve as a strong reminder for everyone to check their dryer load, either for those who started it today or those who will start it tomorrow. Thank you.

Here’s the closest I could get to a meme template.

I love this format so much. It has a lot of potential.

It’s the drink that drinks like a meme.

Infinite money hack discovered

All the better to slap you with.

I can understand your confusion. I meant it as a thank you. Thank you for finding the source.

Are we… Are we related?

Today at work, I needed to make some orange jello that would be poured over mandarin oranges in small meal cups with plastic lids. Well, yea boi, read the instructions three times to make sure to not mess it up like I have done before in the past. (Too much water ain’t good for jello setting.) Well wouldn’t you believe it. Yea boi messed up. It calls for 2 litters of very hot water and to add two cold liters of water after mixing in the jello powder. I still don’t understand how I fucked this up. Like really. I. Have. No. Idea. Why my brain blocked/jumped to accepting that 34 Fl. Oz. was two liters of water per batch. …Which means that I only made each package with 3 liters of water… I didn’t realize this was the case until I was finishing up making the last package (out of 7) of jello mix to pour. (fml.)

You deserve this.

True. But when you have 6 chances to get a bingo though…

My results.

Well, wouldn’t you feel the same if you were now only worth several billion dollars? /s

Too many of the ‘right people’ dying, is bad for religious business. (Make it make sense.)

Same with Horror fans.

This is actually a brilliant way to meme.

The partial nudity applies to most of the apartment/house. You have to get the DLC for the full nudity.

Optimus Prime hauled the load for our sins.

And fucking give her some smooches too