Yeah, I’m sure that’s accurate and complete information, and not just a shock horror show fishing for attention.

That’s a real fucked up pikachu.

Well, the post you wanted to comment this on would somehow be a worse place to say that.

I’m convinced that “Oh good, I’ve heard that a varied diet is the key to health” is just the best comment for any post ever. It will either be relevant or hilarious.

Okay I got this. According to last night I just gotta fill my bed with spiders, while also dangling from a very very high height, and I guess I’m in that one friend’s house from 5th grade I visited that one time?

My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).

They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious

“Jesus take the weave” is the closest I could get. Anyone got any better?

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If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.

You don’t have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it’s actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.

I take issue with the word “immigrant” as it implies compliance, but okay.

No, that was not my intent, but I see your point. I think this is really all I meant to say:

Most former colonies of Britain can feel the influence of its culture a lot more than Britain feels the influence of any of its colonies’ cultures.

So when Britain says “we totally invented how to put butter and spices in a tomatoe base and add some chicken”. And tries to claim one of the last few things they haven’t from this subcontinent? I get kinda angry.

But, more to my point: let’s say I walk into an English pub, and ask what they’ve got on the menu. How many times do you think they’ll tell me about the unseasoned fried fish, or the unseasoned fried potatoes, before they mention “oh and we’ve got chicken tikka masala”

Not exactly a national dish, in my opinion.

“British chefs with South Asian heritage” lmao. That’s one way of putting it.

Yes. I agree. It is VERY British.

Would you like to go more into the origin of the phrase “British-Indian”?

I’m not disagreeing there. But were those British chefs who came up with it? And not chefs they brought back from places which Brits had conquered? Obviously no.

And, needless to say, tikka masala is about as far from modern English cuisine as you can get.

Lmao I guess when you’ve subjugated half the world, you can claim any dish as your own.

Holy shit. I never thought I’d live to see the effective prevention of side fumbling. We truly live in a world,

Thank you for proving this wrong.

But please let me live in this world where a dongfish has a horngus for just a little while longer.

Lol, yeah. That was my bad.