Got you a present step-elf

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

Sauce?

No, guys we crucify Santa on Easter.

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

This is not correct. We wait until someone else says their name.

Sexiness gets its own weighted score

Gold pressed latinum

Ah yes, the Air Bud rule.

Are we re-evolving back to quadruped shape?

Yes! Pour one out for your homies. By pour one out I mean drink it.

I like this idea of comparing the Soviet Union to the Wii. Like the Wii allows me to play golf in my living room. Can’t say the same about the Soviet Union!

This pic has to be at a UFC event

It comes in waves. Keep surfing, another one will come along.

You sir are impressively detail oriented

Reverse the polarity of something?

Sponsored by beans

That song has completely overtaken the original for me

Wow I never knew no nuts like I know nuts now!

Now if I can just find a rack of lamb on the next sidewalk, we got dinner.