Clearly this isn’t the arrangement Mama Bear and Papa Bear originally had.

This is a joke headline, right? Jenny McCarthy and hanging-chads.

Says you!

Merica gave England that other L.

Was it unsalted butter? Salted butter can be left out for a while, certainly more than a few days without concern, but unsalted needs to be refrigerated.

I’d be more concerned about ripping into anything with a capacitor. Microwaves are absolutely off-limits if you don’t know what you’re doing.