“Haha look at this asshole taking off his shoes, doesn’t he know we don’t have to do that anymore?”

the man says while taking off his belt to prepare for the newly introduced rectal scan

We never got to feel the Bern… :(

Now I’m wondering if God has a belly button….cause that would imply an umbilical cord

Yeah I agree. I did see an article talking about how it’s changing a lot more rapidly than other generations, so I think we’ll see a lot more variation in the slang.

Oh my god, a Borrowers reference? I friggen loved that movie as a kid haha

Aye, another Reddit refugee

Or maybe option 4?

Taking a bunch of edibles to make you sleepy at the right time

This is sofa king wee Todd did