With ya there.

after 30 years I thought the house was paid off. Nope. Now I’m in 5 way inheritance battle over scraps waiting to happen.

my parents asked me for loans

:: cries in having poor parents ::

Doing it at 12:00 am.

Improving society and possibly entering Valhalla.

I am told Vibrators were invented to combat female hysteria.

These early vibrators became popular among the medical profession and were used for treating a wide variety of ailments in women and men including hysteria, arthritis, constipation, amenorrhea, inflammations, and tumors;

ROFL I need 6 because of… uh… constipation!

Surrender and/or nade the commissar tent?

Imagine if the defense pulls that line in court. My client gun down this man to save lives your honor!

Pseudo Harem let’s go!

my buddies ceo only comes In on Fridays but complains if anyone uses more than 1 work from home day.

Like bruh

If you get approval from a countrty then “We be privatieers” applies.

Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin lost in his own a lookalike contest.

Instead if cheese tax it’s an offering.

If life was a story book probably pleed their case to a rich influence noble or seduce a bishop and have them work to slowly change society and in 70 years it works out by using the system to change things from within… end of story

Real life: Then some dbag who likes the old ways will ruin everything and here we are going back to square one.

Crossbows back in style?

Always wondered what happened to them.

Literally could be best dad in the world but chooses to reject his kids. I assumed he wants to see how low of a bar a man can set.

East Indian trading company had a navy

Saw it on beta. Never saw it since then.

Worst yet they repo the stitches

Well I guess that’s good to know. I thought they were putting it on the baby but no it’s was proximity which is crazy.