At the rate vital information keeps leaking, we can keep the general population covered in free identity theft protection indefinitely.

Same. Was in my grandfather’s ranch as a kid and didn’t see it coming as it was buried under cow shit. Apparently boot soles don’t protect much against nails.

Don’t forget the flask of Scotch.

For real. Like Fox News pundits, they’re being paid to not understand the consequences of their own work. They’re a drain on tax funds performing ineffective security theater at the cost of convenience, privacy, and sometimes the flights of ordinary people. If you’re TSA, you should consider something else that would be of greater social benefit.

Is your friend Bill Dauterive?

I’m hoping for plantar warts. The dumbass deserves an uncomfortable reminder of their stupid decision with every step they take.

Wow fuck censorship. Lemmy.world should be ashamed of doing this.

Nothing says Trump like Big Macs on a fancy platter.

I think the biggest concern is if they’re still using the same chilis as before. There was some falling out between Huy Fong and its supplier over payment. Not sure if they settled it though.

Thanks!

I hate it.

Please, take a clearer pic of the instructions. I must know the secret of the three seashells!

They made some cool toys so why not bring it up?

It looks like shit but it’s better than letting all those bricks go to waste. I bet the insulation’s pretty decent too.

We’re all a ship of Theseus if you think about it. It’s likely we don’t have a single atom left over from when we were born.

Big talk from someone with no opposable thumbs.

The opsec of the assassin is pretty solid. I wouldn’t be surprised he swapped out his clothing at some camera blind spot to blend in with the city crowds and misdirect the investigators instead of going to Central Park as it was reported.

You get to torment them in hell.

How much for doing Ronald Reagan?

I figure legitimate in this instance just means they won’t have any reason to expect repercussions for their acts of violence.

This time is a little different. A lot of slightly older but really decent hardware won’t be compatible with Window’s TPM requirements. They’re forcing their customers to buy all new hardware for an overall worse experience. Pair that with the upcoming Trump tariffs and you’ll see some people second guess their next choice of OS if it means they can save on a lot of money if they make some concessions on what they want. I’m not saying it’ll be a huge change but at least it’ll keep ticking up the Linux market share enough for some software publishers to start offering their products on the platform like Steam already is.