My wife and I, very early in our relationship, bought cheap tungsten carbide rings to prank my parents by telling them we had eloped. When we actually did get married, we decided to use those same rings. I like her.

As someone with a few disabilities that used to frequently deal with sanctimonious bullshit like this, all I can say is: Jesus fucking Christ.

And my axe!

I like how the wording may imply that being sober that particular day might be in contrast to other days.

It took a second before it clicked. Nicely done.

Exactly. I was hired into one job with a decent salary plus a 10% bonus, paid quarterly. Pretty exciting, right? What I wasn’t told until after I started was that bonuses were on a freeze for the foreseeable future, at least for a year. Next job!

Offer our trans people on the altar of “family values” for our Lord Beaver Cleaver demands a blood sacrifice.

Agreed, the debt hawks were just there to gather votes from fiscal conservatives. Then they privatized programs and cut taxes for the wealthy, claiming this would help the government reduce debt, knowing the average American wasn’t really paying attention to the results.

So much of American politics is pure theatrical bullshit and politicians get away with ridiculous behavior because the American people are, as a whole, mind bogglingly stupid.

Maybe we should change it to the Streisand-Turner effect?

If he ever does, I’ll link up to him and rate him on his profile as highly skilled at rape.

I have a very Italian full name and definitely got treated differently when I was younger. Growing up in a rural area, many of my teachers would ask me to translate Spanish for them. Oh boy.

I’ve only ever had one worse protein bar: the original powerbar. Made in Idaho back in the nineties, they were a uniformly brown (regardless of flavor), chewy, sticky, oddly grain flavored abomination. The OG version came in gold foil wrappers with black text, like it was out of a fancy MRE. They were awful.

I’d settle for “less bad”. If Musk is a 10/10, she’s an easy 4/10, with the ranking based entirely on arbitrary numbers and few actual facts.

Brava!

Why not both?

That’s social conditioning, not biology.

I’m in my mid forties with no children and being asleep again is pretty much my daily goal. I can’t imagine how you cope with small kids.

Order Temu?

I’m shocked and slightly sickened that trollish dipshit is suggesting something I agree with. I think I need a shower now.

That was a sobering video. What awful people.