It’s not a lie, though? The six dildos thing is absolutely a real law, and someone has introduced a bill to ban sex toys in drug stores which would probably include Walmart.

It’s perhaps somewhat misleading, since this apparently has no chance of passing, but it isn’t a lie.

Yeah, if you’re gonna cross post something you should never see ‘nottheonion’, ‘mildly infuriating’, and ‘feminism’.

Wait, wait, what was the controversy with Dark Souls? Did I miss something there?

World War 3 is gonna be fuckin wild. Pinned in trenches, the enemy tryna intercept tendie deliveries in order to break morale.

It would probably help if you tried to elaborate on your confusion lol. I have no idea where this meme is failing to get across.

Yeah, that’s been my experience. 99% of any drama coming out of Blahaj that I’ve seen was just that their admin banned a thing while being polite about it.

Things are fine as long as we’re not on blahaj, then? Just clarifying.

Narrative-driven games give players the illusion of choice.

What do you mean by this? There’s a finite amount of possibilities coded into the game? You only get (number) of possible choices so choice is an illusion?

idk it certainly feels weird to me that videogames- even ones I don’t personally enjoy- are viewed as relevant enough to get this kind of political attention.

Realistically, if I take a step back from it I’m just stuck in 2008, but… yeah.

Besides, weird isn’t necessarily a requirement here. Just ‘it looks like satire but isn’t’.

Also: you have excellent taste in videogames. Noita is great.

I am so sorry to do this to you but it was 2010.

Especially when it’s not really a joke it’s just… “haha, I shit my pants at a casino!”

Technically, it’s a short story by Neil Gaiman. Practically, it’s definitely Narnia fanfiction except just legally distinct enough Neil Gaiman didn’t get sued for it.

It’s basically shorthand for, “it’s kinda fucked up that they left Susan Pevensie out of Narnia towards the end just because she liked lipstick and dudes now.”

Really? From what I’ve seen gallium just makes it brittle. It doesn’t make it melt.

Why did you give us a wayback machine link to a working catbox.moe video lol?

Cool, thank you. Good to know what they call the thing.

His is automatic, so the Ukrainian in the picture could kill a family of buildings.

What the hell is that gun?

Edit: Jesus christ what have they done to that fuckin DSHK lmao

Here’s video of that thing getting fired for any other noncredible gun nerds.

It’s a slur so… saying it is what makes people think you’re racist lol.

I generally assume if someone is using the n-word anonymously that they’re either black or a racist.

It’s not like people have arbitrarily decided that only asians can say the word refrigerator- there’s history behind the word.

So this is why people have suggested a tripsitter whenever I bring up mushrooms lmao

I pay for a single streaming service, and that’s just because it directly supports the people running the service and making the content.

Nebula?