The cost of used cars isn’t much better assuming you don’t want a piece of crap. After almost being killed by 2 used cars I’d prefer to not risk it anymore.

Pop-ups begging for my email are worse. I’ve started putting “admin@<their domain>” as the email and signing them up for everything.

Well you aren’t supposed to let them get wet.

I’m stocking up on 4 yrs of gin

Triple it, this is a 3 beer/day presidency.

You might have sexy feet

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Next they’ll ban OMD.

You’ve been banned from Reddit!

Not to mention the founding fathers. There were two camps, you had the Jeffersonian camp that was all about the people should be free to vote and do whatever, then you had the Federalist camp like Alexander Hamilton who didn’t trust the people and felt the gov needed a buffer against the mindless mobs. It is looking like Hamilton was right.

Putting up with? They are actively encouraging it.

Not so much morons as tribalism obsessed to the point they’d cut their own nose off to “win”.

I miss Bush Sr at this point.

Dead people can’t get autism from vaccines! Winning!

Your body, your choice (sometimes)

It is amazing the hoops people will jump through to avoid actual proven medical treatments. “So rubbing this toad on my face and turning 5 times will protect me? Hell yah, beats the toxic vaccine!”

They can put this in their ads. “The new Testa Cybertruck. Blood and garbage just wash off of it. It’s panels are rock resistant and even resist molotov cocktails for up to 3 minutes…”

The next admin is going to have so much shit to clean up that it’ll be like seeing your home after you rented it out to a massive drunken party.

MASA, Make America Shit Again!

“Gazillion bucks”. On the back put the Monopoly guy with a top hat and monocle.

Well, congress knows what to do now to get him on the bill. Just need an execution rider.