𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔

England

…is my city?

Mix some idiocracy & Mad max in there and I’d say that’s accurate

That’s the biggest issue, even the courts say that they have no right to detain him

15 mm wrench to indicate that this spider is big, so it’s big enough to be the pet dog in the workshop

(To clarify, 15 mm is the size of the nuts the wrench works on)

Honestly, that’s a bit of a dick move. It adds to the problem by obscuring the line between reality and fiction even more

Idiocracy truly is reality: "I’m secretary of state, brought to you by Carl’s Jr"

That’s Mahmoud Khalil, a normal dude in the US with a green card, who the ICE has a hold of and wants to deport because he did some very legal peaceful protests for Palestine

For what it’s worth, your username is really smart

Still at zero :( I’m not sure if I should be thankful or insulted

Ah sorry bud, that wooshed over me since I am falling asleep ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I am in fact, dumber than a sentient piece of cheese

That is what star wars taught incorrectly, unfortunately

I only use parsecs to measure distance

Absolutely. Canada can recover from this, but the US has lost the respect of the entire world

That’s nice, but it kinda loses the fact that it’s meant to sound like “Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace”

We live in a society

You’re a great little-to-medium sized bird

The narwhal jumper cables at poopknife

I really hope copypastas stay around forever

How was it? Was it better or worse than you expected?

That right there is on a whole other level of shitposting