I remember calling my friends on Skype using my PSP and going “wow, this is the future!”

Every time you log in, maximize a window, lock your PC, etc, your desktop icons randomly arrange themselves by penis. Open a folder, forced to display files as icons and arranged by penis. Try to view all your open windows on your desktop, you guessed it, penis.

The Machine?

Every day I’m spuddlin’

As a pro gun control Canadian… nah, you got this one.

With a side of ‘); DROP TABLE Orders; —

I mean, does Elon have two left feet?

So now it’s just a soggy turd?

Happens a lot in Canada.

Dick move to cut off the author.

It must be exhausting and lonely seeing the world in black and white.

In North America it’s like domestic violence in a word. Cunt doesn’t really have a positive connotation here.

If you’ve known him for 20 years he should respect you enough that you can tell him he’s being a cunt. Coming from you it should mean something, and maybe he’ll take a look at himself. I’m friends with some right wingers who are decent people but folks like that need to be called out.

I remember one class where we literally never cracked open the book. But it was still mandatory to purchase because it had a code to access the online learning tool we had to use for the class.

It’s an Anbernic RG35XXSP. Emulates consoles up to and including the PS1 beautifully.

One of those drinking bird desk toys would suffice.

I’d share an office with Brice only so I could steal his lunch every day, open it, and dump it into a sealed trash can.

Yuuuup. Didn’t get diagnosed until I was 32 because I was a “gifted child” and I was always held to insanely high standards. Transitioning to adulthood, those standards ingrained into me came with me. But here I am now burnt out and wondering where it all went wrong. Boom, ADHD. Everything makes so much more sense now. And being medicated helps a ton.