Coincidentally, “80 balls deep” describes your mom’s average Tuesday night

Angry eyes then?

This is so me. I absolutely love Sriracha! I find it to be just the right level of spiciness for every day food. Doesn’t bother me at all. There’s plenty of other hot sauces out there that are just stupid hot and aren’t nearly as enjoyable

Would you believe that they had a smoking section on airplanes? That is, you could smoke in the back of the plane, but not forward of a certain row number.

Makes a lot of sense, doesn’t it?

Does this affect Jewish space lasers at all? Asking for a friend

Hoes

To add to that, you don’t wash your produce before eating it?

Florida just got a freaking shit ton of water from the hurricane.

Why don’t they just pump it from there?

Goddamn you…

No problem! Enjoy your alcoholic adventure!

Plenty of good cheap bourbon out there:

Cheapest, but very drinkable:

• Evan Williams
• Very Old Barton

A little more expensive, but amazing:

• Buffalo Trace
• Four Roses
• Basil Hayden
• 1792

“You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut.”

Whatta Man in my ass

Not the Push It i was listening to, but this works even better! 😂

Well, this could not have worked out better…

Push It in my ass

Same here. My monthly is $8.42. It’s kinda hard to beat that deal, but man, i sure wish Google would fix a lot of stuff that’s making YouTube / Music a really crappy experience.

You see things with it. Duh!

Like, all their songs?

I can’t stand anything they did after BSSM. Totally lost their mojo and every just felt bland. Prior to that - every album was a banger

This was just on socials with the tag:

He’s bringing parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space