Never stick your chick in crazy (parts of your body)

Personally? A GAU-8. Why settle for less?

So the yanks joined his cookout and helped fry that rice. Lovely to see different nations working together to achieve a common goal.

Let’s zoom in on that footnote:

Orange president, orange humanity.

Oh, hi Jeff!

Only Atom ☢️

Yes but have you considered the threat that the Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of North Monaco poses to the true western ally of South Monaco? The South Monacese will be eating baguettes and worshipping Comrade Monsieur Macron if we don’t arm them with nukes NOW.

No nations, no problems 😎☢️🔥

Keep the black side down and ATGATT.

She’s a bit noncommittal on them. I should have seen the warning signs sooner, in hindsight.

No opinion… or an opinion so wrong that she’d end up in prison for it??? 🤔

My missus will defend me! She actually thinks Quality Street are better than Roses! She’s a certified nutcase who will take down anybody!

This is a correct and scientifically valid ordering.

Sounds about right. (please forgive the link to the other place)

Very non-credible interpretation of “clockwise”, I note 😉

Are they planning on nuking Jesus or something?

Jesus: I have returned! Russia: Fuck off! ☢️ We don’t want any!

We worked so hard to build a little house together 🎶

Pictures for Sad Children was a great webcomic. Thank you for posting these.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

He was. He’s a boss now.