Lol he’s a goddamn liar
What about my goddamn beans
“Egads I’m rekt”
Look at this guy. Drinking out of cups
I used to work a job that rotated shifts every month, when I was in my early 20s evening shift was best: wake up at the crack of 10am, chill or run and errand or two, head to work at 2:30, off at 10:30 so had enough time to haul ass to town and hang out at the bars
Night shift was okay. get off in the morning and come home and having beers at 8AM is kind of weird though. But that’s where I tasted that appointment anxiety first.
These days, I don’t know if I could function outside of day shift
Oh my god my whole day would be so anxious making sure im ready for work in time, then probably miss the start of the shift because I got distracted right at the end
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
Yeah what the fuck
And what the galaxy Is to the local cluster
Not invented yet or something maybe. Too early to look that up
He entered earlier but didn’t get a chance to say anything
You’re a daisy if you do
Great great granddad was just a slab of rust
Not penis cream
Show your moves!
Who is up early enough to be on with Regis and Kathy-Lee???
Johnny Carson rolls a mean blunt tho
Heard
Sounds like a good trip