I guess I’m too old for this. Or is this funny?

Decorations have been horrible for years already. I got an advent calendar from a big European chocolate manufacturer a few years ago. The “artwork” was a background with some decorations photoshopped on top. However, they spent no effort to make things blend together nicely. Instead, they just used partial transparency around the edges of a decoration to make it “blend in”. Looked pretty sad, since it was quite visible.

Why can’t they just pay a real artist? They are selling millions of their calendars.

Lady

That’s why Santa is always so red!

Corporate metric improved: people spend more time in our stores now!

Is this real?

I think they mean the “You want the job, but not the dick? That’s not how this works.” kind of sex.

Next panel:

Customer: “maybe I’m a bad lawyer” Clerk: “then why should I be afraid?”

One more panel:

Customer: leaves angrily

At least it’s not the most crappy heir mattress. I slept on worse.

Depends on culture I guess.

The “murder weapon” likely refers to the hurt feelings of the person making the advance.

Answering “thank you” to “I love you” is a polite way to deal with unwanted advances of another person. The reaction emoji under the message is commonly interpreted as “thank you”.

We need to go deeper!

Suggested Film/Wine Pairing

lol

Which movie is this frame from?

That screenshot is so blurry, there is nothing visible that would be wrong with the CGI

If I was Brian, I’d be upset now. Why do they take out the smallest fish first?

At least it’s going down slower and slower.

His chin, nose and cheeks look so pronounced, this could be a good face mask.

Make this into the trolley problem: five people on one side, sad shooter face. One person on the other side requires manual intervention. Happy shooter face.