Age is like an onion. You get more layers as you get older but you’re still a kid at the heart of it all

Wait, does nobody else put all the stickers they find on their laptop lid?

See, if I had that guys place you would find these 4 utensils in the sink because I’m a monster

Still too many pixels!

Well that’s just bananas

This guy definitely puts his cast iron in the dishwasher

Replied to a comment in this thread already but dropping this here for visibility

Orange man legalized weed on a federal level in 2018. Source here

Here’s the source

It’s truly amazing that orange man legalized weed in 2018.

You know for a goddamn fact that nobody in congress nor the orange man intended to do this.

Yet another example of old white men legislating on stuff they don’t understand but at least in this case it’s a win for us

What the fuck I never noticed that before

Man what a headline.

Thank god for stupid criminals

I find it hard to imagine that someone who discovers and earnestly uses Bitwarden would also browse the internet without some form of adblocking, or spend much time on Facebook.

Reminds me of 2016. All the polls and guesses were Hillary had it in the bag. Woke up that morning feeling like someone sucker punched me.

I’ve been wary of predictions since then if for nothing else than to save me from developing a drinking problem to cope. Expect the worst and you’ll never be surprised.

I’m shamelessly biased on this topic but I would say nothing but pb is healthier than nothing but ramen. At least that’s what I’m interpreting OP’s opinion on the matter of relatively healthy 😐

Yes I do

I’m boring, I like having meals that I don’t have to think about as options to lean on in the morning. Pb and toast is my default for a low effort, no-brain-power-required breakfast.

During my poverty days I ate that as my main source of calories in the day. At most I’d go through a 1lb jar in about 3 days, so like 2lbs a week back then.

These days I’m eating a plant based diet and have far more variety of foods I put in my face. I still go through a 1lb jar in ~1 week, unless I’m eating oatmeal or something else for breakfast for a stretch.

You know that ‘what’s one food you’d bring to a deserted island to eat forever’ question? My answer was always peanut butter. Have to rethink that now.

Oh my god

I did not know that could happen.

Time to find some other foods to replace my #1 go-to 😟

Fuck

Y’all need to salt your water.

It prevents nearly all the sticking and it makes pasta delicious

Well he did walk out of the hospital with his brain hanging out the side of his head so I’d say that the guy sustained a pretty serious deficiency

Trump is a cult of personality, nobody is going to be charismatic enough to be able to fill his shoes. And that includes his kids

It’s a snake, not a hydra