It takes way longer than that to smoke a brisket. You’re fired unless it’s fucking amazing, in which case you’re promoted to VP of Employee Happiness.

Having had them as an ISP monopoly, Comcast shouldn’t be allowed to own Comcast until they show they can do that without fucking it up.

They actually made the monopoly part I experienced illegal. I was in a city with multiple providers but Comcast was the “exclusive” provider for my apartment building because they bribed our landlord so they could charge residents more for shittier service. Everyone involved in that deal should be in Gitmo getting kicked in the dick every time they ask for a lawyer.

I use &c. so people can read Latin, Medieval Romance languages, et cetera.