He’s cheesed. (Sorry, couldn’t help milking it.)

You forgot an A.

This is a good question and your curiosity is appreciated.

A password that has been properly hashed (the thing they do in that Avalanche Effect Wikipedia entry to scramble the original password in storage) can take trillions of years to crack, and each additional character makes that number exponentially higher. Unless the AI can bring that number to less than 90 days - a fairly standard password change frequency for corporate environments - or heck, just less than 100 years so it can be done within the hacker’s lifetime, it’s not really going to matter how much faster it becomes.

The easier method (already happening in fact) is to use an LLM to scan a person’s social media and then reach out to relatives pretending to be that person, asking for bail money, logins etc. If the data is sufficiently locked down, the weakest link will be the human that knows how to get to it.

Well first I divide the word by Eminem.

Why should anyone listen to anything you have to say and not just block you outright?

Why didn’t you?

Oh that would be poetic. Bury him right next to it.

We also have the right to fire you for any reason

And they really do mean any. They just won’t always say the real reason out loud.

Procerus Fuscus Pulcher

I have to imagine if it were real we’d have at least 1 other picture, right?

Za Warudo!

Not sure those are one-to-one. I remember just about every local news station doing the Harlem Shake, but as far as I can tell not one has reenacted the coffin dance (but I’d love to be proven wrong).

Holy shit, can they criticize her on anything of substance? What’s with all these stupid nothing-burger attacks?

“I’m not living, I’m just killing time.”

• True Love Waits by Radiohead

What a rollercoaster of a read.

That’s the worst part, I agree with his point that we shouldn’t have blanket prosecutions…just like we shouldn’t have blanket pardons.

I think a good followup would have been “Do you believe it is also possible there are BLM protestors who likewise had the book thrown at them?” Bring it back to the question of why they think their “protest” is more acceptable than the BLM protests.

But it’s weird, that didn’t feel like a modern Republican interview exchange to me. Yeah he’s doing the soundbites but he’s actually responding with…logic rather than feelings? Or at least as close to logic as a Republican candidate can get these days.

I dunno about couches but my gaydar went nuclear at that clip.

But of course, he can’t be gay, because he didn’t want to suck dicks at the age of 8.

the rule where it couldn’t be more than 12 characters long

This is the one I don’t get. Sure you don’t want people putting in an infinitely long password, but I like to have my passwords at around 15 characters. Why are you forcing me to make a less secure password?

Only reason I can think of is storage but even at a massive scale, this is text, paying for that storage would cost as much as a rounding error.

Well I think you’re a million bucks.

We need to start calling this out when we see it.

Why are you wearing an ear bandage/diaper that you don’t need? That’s fucking weird.

You want to know the genitals of strangers using the bathroom? Um, creepy.

You think children should have to carry a pregnancy to term no matter what? Gross. Disgusting.

Unfortunately they respond to embarrassment much better than shame. They would much rather be evil than different.