Bully Joel

Fatboy Slime

Fire Straits

Feetwood Mac

Sadbunny

The smartest house is designed with passive systems in mind. In the northern hemisphere the south and west are where you get hot summer sun. Deciduous trees planted on the southwest-west will block the summer evening sun, and then drop their leaves so you can still get winter sun.

There’s a set up but no punchline, have the panels gone missing??

For whoever needs to hear this: If this is happening and it’s negatively affecting your life then try and talk to a friend or someone about it. They may not be able to help but opening up and being honest about it can help keep you responsible to yourself.

I guess I should have specified Mario Kart 64. That’s the one I always think about first

Thank you, Neil deGrasse Tyson. I had no idea shooting a green shell couldn’t be done like in Mario Kart!

They want you alive as long as it’s profitable

TIL there are posts too shitty for shitposting

“Otherwise, maybe don’t use this question because you’re probably just going to learn how well the applicant can brown nose. There are plenty of interview questions to choose from that might yield useful data.”

The comic is about this specific question, so all else being equal, if I have to choose between someone that responds like you did and someone with any hint of friendliness, then I know who I would rather work with…

It’s a given you want money. The question is why this job vs another? If you don’t stand out from the 100 other applicants then they’ll take whoever will accept the lowest pay or whoever has the most charm.

If you come off as desperate then they might try to lowball you

Compost!!!

Sheet mulching

"Hold still, please. " he croaks as he hole punches the forehead.

Another instance of privatized profits and socialized losses. “We collected sensitive data for profit but protecting it and dealing with the fallout is too expensive so it’s everyone’s problem now, bye!”

Freeze your credit if you haven’t already!

There’s usually a point in hobbies where you can find a great price/enjoyment point. Until you want to go deeper down the rabbit hole

Yes, 2013 is indeed the past. Inflation, shrinkflation, and price gouging has driven prices up and quality down

Rotating house!

Oh trust me, I don’t need the extra awkwardness!

Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so… PATOOIE

Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?

All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms