Well you could buy a pack of Babybel and feel like a rich person.

We accidentally spent € 30 on four pieces of cheese the other day. (At least it was good cheese.)

He’s so tired, no wonder his only motivation to be elected again was to stay out of jail and now he makes himself Musks straw puppet.

Oh no what might it say? Bulbs? Birbs? We may never know!

They’re worse than my wife.

… and why he left in 2009.

I didn’t know this. This is great, I will show it to my wife to make her understand…

At least one thing that has become better.

It was not ribbed for her pleasure.

Your best posture is your next posture. Try to change it frequently.

You should not freeze raw minced meat. Fry it first.

Seriously, for me as a European the only thing telling me this is a joke was the logo in the lower left. I had to look twice. This is fucking worrying.

It wasn’t even the cheapest I could get. I rented a .de-domain from dogado.de, because I have made very good experiences with their customer services in the past.

Just yesterday I rented a tld for 2€/year and got it to update via my router’s ddns feature using deSEC. Other similar services are available and I think that many domain rental services even offer their own ddns-like update routes.
All in all it wasn’t that difficult, really. And imo an own tld is much nicer than having to rely on some subdomain of a ddns service.
So far (and yes, that is after less than one day) I definitely do recommend this.

Isn’t this the Crusty Crab!?

Apparently publishing malware and the likes is quite easy, but publishing well-established foss software isn’t.

Kids and grown-ups love it so. 🤨🤤

Well, you already told us you don’t have a dog in the very beginning if your comment. No need to repeat it.

Every day I went to school with concepts of my homework.