Jessica

Suck it Trebek!

Two young whipper-snappers with a knack for solving mysteries!

Someone should get the Hardly Boys on the case of the stolen Creedence tapes. Pretty sure little Larry knows something.

She should reach to the bottom of a full sharps container to get the prize.

ETA: the

You’re god damn right we did!

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

That would be fucking brilliant.

The urge is still there. But now I have the willpower to say no.

THEY SHOULD CALL HER WHAT?

I don’t see it. Trap being a slur is a minority opinion in the trans community.

Could you point out the bigotry?

Some people consider trap to be a slur. Idk, the people who post on r/traps embrace it.

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He’s got a meeting with the Bob’s. They called him at home.

Eleven eleven.

They do take it to the HNL.

Coming again to save the motherfuckin’ day, yeah!

Remember the days before automated voice shit? Where you’d just spam “0” until it connected you with a rep?

It was so easy!

Now, it’s I NEED to direct you to the right department. Did you want to pay your bill? If so say YES if not say: Something else.

Whoever designed that system—straight to hell.