The UK newspaper the Daily Mail had a headline titled ‘Hurrah for the Blackshirts!’. Are you telling me the Daily Mail lies?

Who wants pizza rolls?

Skelepenis.

I can’t imagine how shit life would be having been part of an absolutely useless Jedi Republic which did nothing to stop fascism, and then having to live in a swamp to raise a hero who will actually end up not really being very good at it, long-term.

Poor Yoda had a shit life, put-upon and thankless.

I didn’t think about having kids, I’m asexual and don’t like people.

A puppet I am, Luke. When goes to pee operator does, die I will.

And doing so releases calming spores that manipulate your brain into thinking that driving is a good idea and that public transport is treason.

They grew the Earth around the cube.

Eat it!

Does anyone else kinda feel like it’s gross to praise God after witnessing such an atrocity?

Would you ask for humans to come and help in that situation? Humans are committing the bombings. Humans are sending the weapons. Humans are rationalising all this as in some way ‘acceptable’.

There’s no one else to ask to intercede, except for some kind of higher being. Humans are not helping.

Pressing brake:

Make it slow.

What about, “take this and you will see beyond the veil of mystery into the beating heart of a universe which seeks to pervert, destroy, and drive you unutterably mad”?

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Great Pacific Garbage Patch kids!

Actually, I’m lying, I consume biological energy through my mouth like any completely normal bipedal mammal without an abundance of body hair.

My port is in my bottom and I’m not complaining.