Nope. I don’t talk about myself like that.

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  • Oh I’m aware,

    That’s part of why Orthadox Jews believe only some certain thousands (30k?) of people will go to heaven. But I’m no expert. It’s all shenanigans anyway. Part of my point I suppose. Even by their own logic I’m not interested in what they think the better option for afterlife is… simply because it doesn’t reward by any valid “merit” system. Just “belief” in many cases.


  • Saik0@lemmy.saik0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldI will not disappoint my ancestors
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    11 days ago

    good

    Heaven and hell isn’t for “good” or “bad” people. It’s for believers and non-believers.

    You can be the most “good” person ever, but if you don’t believe in “God” (or Jesus, or whatever) you’re not going to heaven.

    Inversely, you could be literally Hitler + Mao and genocide an entire population… but as long as you REALLY believe in Jesus and repent seconds before you die! (or whatever figurative loophole probably exists in your religion of choice).

    So if I hit some pearly gates when I die, sign me up for Hell please…

    I guess I just agree with your statement… but take mild issue with “good”.














  • Saik0@lemmy.saik0.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThought-provoking
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    30 days ago

    I have no fucking clue… I think it’s crazy. But the idea that Jesus witnessed all of that and decided that dying to absolve us of it all is fucking hilarious.

    I just like the idea that he saw a donkey show and said, “yep… that’s worth dying for!”

    Is hot creampie sex the only legal sex, according to the Bible?

    I do believe so…


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    30 days ago

    Yeah I really don’t care about why it’s that way. I’m atheist. I just know that’s what I was told when they were attempting to indoctrinate me my entire childhood. It’s also part of why I quoted it… and why I treated it as the joke that it is.

    But…

    The problem here wasn’t that he spilled his seed, it was that he spilled his seed in order to keep banging his brother’s widow.

    So the idea is that succumbing to hedonism is the problem (desiring the act over his duties)… of which I’m sure we can all agree that masturbation is basically 100% of the time outside of let’s say clearing the chamber after a vasectomy or some other medical procedure. It makes sense regardless why catholocism would come to that conclusion based on their faith in the fictitious book regardless.