Sabre363

How the fuck the candy cane not broke

I WILL STAND WITH YOU, BERATNA

VANILLA ICE CREAM IS BEST ICE CREAM

This also works if the therapist falls asleep; z z z z z

Ahh, but that 127 million only accounts for the United States or perhaps a few other nations. There surely are at least a couple other countries in the world that are the ‘Santa Visit Roster’

That doesn’t seem like that many cookies. Assuming an average of three cookies per household, that’s only ~100 million houses visted. Santa is either racist or he’s being paid off by the elven mafia to exclusively visit certain homes, only logical explanation for the discrepancy in the cookie consumption to global household ratio.

And worst of all

• TV static, where it’s everything and nothing all at once

Taco Bell sounds pretty damn good rn too

I remember when I discovered what astigmatism was when I was hanging out with some friends, complaining about how hard it was to see at night with one of them while our other friends stared at us in mounting horror as we all discovered that light is actually not supposed to be spiky.

Stickers placed without care have no meaning. A sticker is a badge of honor. A sticker must earn its right to be placed where it is placed.

Insult to mayonnaise

Capitalism goes vroom vroom, capitalism wins

(Not really tho)

That’s why you gotta always find new things that excite you. Perhaps try activities like writing poetry in reverse, robbing banks, or knitting tiny scarves for your pet mongoose.

They get rich by disguising murder as nothing more than colorful advertisements and some silly, goofy tweets

I keep running across this post wanting to leave a comment, forgetting that I already have lol

Do adhd people actually have shit memories, or are we just typically incapable of paying attention long enough to form actually useful memories that aren’t just snapshots of weird bullshit

But when top murderer gets murdered then you’ll become top murderer and get murdered leaving the next guy to be top murderer to get murdered by the murderer . . .

I hear there is a 9mm solution to this problem

Because most of us can’t afford to get ANY care and our doctors never listen, or when they do listen, they aren’t allowed to provide care unless it makes someone a bunch of money. They make this all a game with our literal lives as the pawns.

Trains can’t be the answer. What are you gonna do, put large networks railroads connecting every part of a city easily and accessibly, perhaps underground so they stay out of the way and can operate without unduly harming the natural environment? Let me guess, you also want to put railways stretching across countries so that large amount of people and/ or cargo can be transported with relative speed and efficiency while also avoiding creating large swaths of asphalt wastelands? Preposterous!

I think your probably right on all counts (supported by the highly scientific diagram, 10/10), but also deer are just really stupid, which I can say from having lived in their habitat half my life lol. I think it’s mostly likely that intelligence was just never evolutionarily very useful to deer, it almost never is as it takes a lot of energy and doesn’t generally support reproduction. The strategy deer have adopted seems to involve shitting out a bunch of babies each year and hope for the best. Which works great when the best isn’t 2-5 tons of metal with a bunch of kinetic energy.