Sabata

Do you trust every device you buy without question?

Tape a raspberry pi to the wall with some relays and a temperature sensor dangling and call it a day. Anything else is spying on you.

Best I can manage

Found the cat.

dissociates

I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.

Sounds like the government wants to do just that if he loses.

Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.

I push my fingers into my eyes…

That would put everyone voting for it out of a job.

We sold the steering wheel long ago.

Knowing someones name is a bit too intimate for my taste.

Missed a great opportunity to force the mailman to fist a snowman.

If I register, I get stuck in an infinite loop of getting my identity stolen for less than $10.

I can’t cash mine without giving another sketchy site my personal info to activate the the card.

If thats the case, I would be forced to pull out the 1911 with the wiafu grips, while trying to make some distance. I was hoping to save the big reveal for my exit but that plan has gone out the window. Thats an action to switch equipment.

It wouldn’t be in character. I already went for the knife. Don’t want to meta game.

The fight would have been mine if it wasn’t for the meddling buttler, you only had one knife to steal.

Even match, The winner goes to the defender assuming lair advantage.

That still seems a bit high.