Puerto Rico has brown people, Greenland has white.

It’s not rocket surgery.

U.S. election is over. It has no marketable value now.

If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.

IIRC, restaurant machines are required to run at sanitization temperatures. Likely because of their extremely short run cycle.

I know it’s fake because I can’t find the Hallmark Channel logo.

Funny thing is, anyone willing to do an extremely targeted killing like this, and get away for so long, must be at least moderately intelligent. If they spent the time being able to figure out when and where he would be most vulnerable, who’s to say they didn’t spend a similar amount of time learning makeup techniques to cover their true skin tone, or stuffing gauze into their cheeks to change their facial structure, or small tubes in their nose to widen it out, or glue-on eyelashes and color contacts, or putting a rock in their shoe to change their gate (especially good in this case for establishing a false motive and sending the cops in the wrong direction), or learning how to sew and making that jacket out of a trench coat that successfully converts back to a trench at the pull of a string, or making a realistic silicone mask with embedded ultra-bright infrared LEDs that blind cameras (especially night vision) from being able to get an accurate picture… With a little work, you can find step-by-step instructionals, or entire communities, for all of that.

For all we know, the real killer might be a one-legged dwarf from Zimbabwe with incredible stagecraft skills.

I think there’s a healthy dose of remembering all the times it’s been reported how police have railroaded innocent people for the sake of a conviction and closing the case, mixed with seeing this person as a modern-day Robin Hood and not wanting him to be identified. The dude could have been wearing a Beetlejuice suit with a face like Sloth from the Goonies and people would still say “that’s not him” because he put on a tiny pink cowboy hat.

This man will be an American folk hero in time. And if that thought seems disgusting, I’ll invite you to read up on American history.

Killing people is never right…

Uvalde P.D. checking in.

At those prices… I wonder if the cops are looking at the victim’s kids?

Some Etsy seamstress is about to make a killing (metaphorically).

All white dudes look alike to me 🤷🏽

Mr. Blonde.

It’s always projection.

Always.

I hate that I hope the same thing.

The brand can be a great identifier. If the response is “Apple”, I can’t help you. If the response is “HP” or “Dell” or “Walmart”, I know the issue is likely because of proprietary garbage that’s locked down “for the safety of the user”.

When speaking to the computer illiterate, the brand question will usually be answered with either “Apple” or “Windows”. You gotta get that answer out of the way so you don’t waste 15 minutes trying to get someone to right-click something only to find out they only have 1 mouse button.

We can only hope.

If you have any parking nuisances, throw a handful of mealworm on their car at night. The early bird will get the worm, and the car will be covered in bird shit.

Man who clicks confirmation for leopards to delete his work is angry and surprised when his work is deleted.