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Excuse me, that’s President Musk and First Lady Trump.

Turnip banned guns at his rallies and his boot lickers didn’t care much at all.

If this starts becoming a thing where rich fucks face mob or lone gunman attacks, you can guarantee they will make laws banning guns in “freedom zones”.

It’s non-stop-nut-November!

Yep, companies give “unlimited PTO” because it’s a way to actually reduce the amount of PTO employees take.

Give them 20 days PTO/year? They’ll take around 20 a year.

Give them unlimited PTO? They need to justify every bit of PTO, so probably only get to take 4 or 5 for important days.

Upside: not fired.

Downside: have to do work.

Upside: make money

Downside: not enough money

Xcom: 99% chance to hit

Also Xcom: miss.

Oh crap I crashed. Better reinstall the OS.

While shit is a renewable resource, only so much shit can exist at any one time.

Shitpost mods need to walk a fine line of laxitives, costives, gas station sushi, big mac meals, and dilators. Sometimes they get it wrong.

“DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!”

Grandchild: “there goes his Alzheimer’s again”

Guess we should change the old saying to if it’s brown lay down, if it’s black put it on snap?

Biometrics, also people are horrible at making good passwords/pin codes. There’s also normally a few tricks to get around being locked out for X minutes/days/years. Also you can bet Apple or whoever made his phone bent over backwards to help the FBI get in to that phone. The idiot tried to shoot a former president of the United States.

Control, and a means of targeting anyone who they want to paint as “the other”.

Did you hear what happened to Jimmy? Taken away to prison because he looked at GILF content.

It’s only one step away from all the people who mysteriously fall out of windows in Russia.

There’s a constant race between inventors and the universe. Inventors are trying to create idiot proof devices, and the universe is creating better idiots.

The universe is winning.

There’s always a trade off when it comes to any device.

Fast or slow, lots of features or basic, cheap or expensive, thin/stylish or ruggedized, water or other ingress resistant standards. All of these have to be weighted against each other.

Also what constitutes a drop? 4 feet, 40 feet, 400? (sorry if I turned on anyone with a foot fetish)

It is absolutely possible to create a mobile phone with most features people want that survives multiple 4 foot high drops, but it will be encased in a few cm of rubber, the touch screen will be under a noticeable screen protector, and reception might suffer a bit, and it won’t have wireless charging unless you’re ok if that stops working after a unlucky drop. It will also probably be expensive, even more so if you then want to use more premium materials in order to try and slim it down some.