Nah, I’m pretty sure Elon and Putin went halfsies and got him neutered.

I appreciate the effort made, although convertibles are not very comfy in a snowstorm.

Ngl, your title had me hyped for a minute there.

I agree… I have an unopened bottle of beer from 1975, just by looking at it I can tell that its “better with age” window is long gone. (Note the sediment buildup at the bottom)

Pouring gas over everything and lighting it by tossing a lit cigarette into the puddle. It does not work that way.

To be fair a lot of wells didn’t/don’t have good water either but we were not very good at testing or noticing that kind of thing until people started dropping.

You’re correct, but I just want to point out that it isn’t advisable to drink or cook with water that comes from your hot water tank. Hot water can (and usually will) corrode metal parts from your tank and plumbing and can be contaminated by all sorts of nasty stuff that won’t go away even if you boil the water first.

https://www.denverwater.org/tap/psa-dont-drink-or-cook-with-hot-water-from-the-tap?size=n_21_n

If you look it up on youtube, you can see for yourself the insane amount of crap that builds up inside a hot water tank over time. https://youtu.be/kAzKts6Wp1Q?si=UMPzHcIoSRdSgJ4g&t=88

I remember the summer that happened. I was a kid that lived 1100 miles away in Canada and can still recall the haze and smell we had that summer.

Volcanoes are scary as hell.

In my case it’s because the last several owners of this house were idiots that cheaped out on everything and thought they knew better than the professionals do… my plumbing is a wonderful variety of crap soldered to different crap that I think was partially salvaged from the Titanic or something.

And since I’m renting, I have no ambition to rip anything out and fix it properly unless it breaks.

That’s my kitchen sink. Takes forever to get hot water but the bathroom (Which is further from the tank) takes half the time.

The joys of an old house.

Is that the legendary pee tape?

Ya coffee doesn’t do anything for me, but I do like the taste. It’s mainly about just having something warm to drink, whether it’s coffee, tea or hot chocolate for me.

I go through phases… I’ll drink tons of coffee then end up not touching it for days or even weeks at a time. (Right now it’s been nearly a week.)

As they always do. It’s always the lippy little bitches that act all tough until the shit gets real, then they’re nowhere to be found.

Speaking from experience, I had a roommate once that kept “borrowing” my tp and would never replace it, so one time when I went to the bathroom to discover I was out of shit tickets I ended up using his socks that were in the dryer.

My glasses. My flashlight. My coffee cup. Pretty much anything I’m holding when I’m doing multiple things. I’ll put something down somewhere to do something else and my brain simply will NOT record where I put it.

Taco Bell is usually involved.

I read an article saying one type of the pagers that blew up was an Apollo AP-900, which uses triple A alkaline batteries, so there’s no way a battery overload could have caused that.

No, sorry they’ve all kicked the bucket…David Bowie and Prince died in 2016, and Kenny Rogers died in 2020.

Edit: Oh, now I get it.

Or like the warning on my corded electric shaver- “Do not use underwater.”

Makes me sad that I can’t shave in my tub while I’m making my morning toast.