I’m relying on my inheritance from my mum to get a house, but that’s mostly from selling her house, I’m sure her actual savings will be quite low by the time that comes around.

I would hope no individual eats 20 chickens a day. Like damn that’s a lot of chicken.

I live in Australia, 7 figures mostly won’t cut it for a life of not working either. 10m will cover it almost anywhere though

Recently saw a comic about a ‘shit shot Sally’, characters wondering why they had to be concerned if she’s a shit shot.

Grenade launcher.

Precise? That’s…not the word I’d use. My washing machines concept of time is vague at best and actively working against reality at worst.

10000 clicks a month? Man I might do that in a day or 2

Bananas are weird trees, not under the ground. Just in case you aren’t just talking shit for fun.

Smart TVs are literally designed to spy on you, so that’s pretty shit. The software is shit, there are ads in thousand dollar TVs. It doesn’t need its own Netflix app that lags to fuck, or a YouTube app that is far worse than just using a computer.

I have a lot more fun in my performance car avoiding the top gears, actually. Like after 3rd im already losing my licence on the spot and getting bent over by the law, higher gears are just that but worse.

NVIDIA is the second biggest wankstain of a thing on my computer, unfortunately AMD didn’t put high end GPUs in laptops so there wasn’t a whole lot of choice.

Washed my car Thursday. On the way home a bird took the fattest yellow shit on my bonnet and windscreen. Car wash near home only does cash so I got to take $1 out to spray it again lmao.

Windows.

iOS in 2012 and android in 2014.

Holy fuck it’s a room full of airplane cabin!

Depends on effort and money. Ps5 wouldnt be too hard to beat, pro is a bit harder.

Find a video that someone calls their PC a ps5 or ps5 pro killer, go up a couple steps on the important shit, done.

If money is a concern, second hand for CPUs and GPUs is fine. If money isn’t a concern just throw a large pile at a major manufacturer. I have a high end gaming laptop that is super bad value but it definitely crushes every console by a significant margin.

Was it? I’ve been hearing about it for what feels like months, I figured it launched ages ago

Mine has no idea what the fuck time even is. 1 minute almost never shows up, normally it stops at 4 minutes left. But 4 minutes doesnt mean it’s nearly done, it might be about to pop this very second but also half an hour seems like a good time.

I’ll put the fucker on for a 30 minute cycle, have a shower, get dressed and come back to 29 minutes. Idk why it even bothers with a timer if it’s literally never accurate.

Really hard to hover for that alt text though

Either way I’m blind if there’s a big fucker next to me at the start, and it’s about 1/5th of the car moved to see either way. I guess that’s car dependant though, it’s only my direct rear visibility that sucks and sideways back is fine but I’ve definitely been in cars where trying to see what’s next to you and a bit back is hard.

Australian, I actually took a photo to show my point today. Technically didn’t reverse back because it’s back to back parks and you can drive through the first to be in the second, but same end result. My hood is 0.82% of the washington monument, presuming the information i found was correct (1400mm hood, 169m monument).

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/635081900205277197/1297727471625441345/IMG_20241021_112116132.jpg?ex=6716fa63&is=6715a8e3&hm=a5a3761fd9db901e402a15ce5ae2157cdcab72d5d778808459e2ce4a85a89f47&=&format=png&width=909&height=1206

Sorry about it being a discord link, that’s just the most convenient thing for me right now as apparently I can’t just upload the image to the comment. Or I just don’t know how, either way. Can’t see shit to my left, I just happened to know there wasn’t anyone coming from when I got in the car, but if I didn’t it would be a massive pain in the arse despite leaving the park forwards.

We must have different parks, if there’s a car next to me regardless of facing forwards or back, I can’t see shit til I’m half out the park anyway. Part of that is most cars being twice the height of my previously normal sized car I guess, so I can’t see through their windows anymore.