Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

Just according to keikaku

I know pretty much zero russian, but I choose to read that the first bit of bold text there reads “Bacon”.

…so, it checks out as a suicide manual. Death by bacon is pretty slow, though.

And if not that, the RIAA missiles will intercept them mid-flight and then send a cease-and-desist missile back to the source.

Holy shit. I just realised that the reason they’re building the ELT is so they can mount it on a missile and shoot down an F-35 at some point.

The best part about this is that it implies pooping makes a “pmooht” sound.

…which sounds pretty accurate tbh

Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

I, too, am addicted to hemoglobin.

Why do the tops of those trees look like people?

Sometimes I look at the wide open sky and think “What if gravity suddenly reverses and I fall up into the sky and then space? That would be really dangerous.”

I’m mildly scared of railings overlooking lower floors and such, thinking “I would get seriously injured if I somehow accidentally lean over this railing so much that I flip over to the other side and fall down.”

I used to use one of these in the late 90s. I think it was called Filezilla (Downzilla? I forget; something zilla anyhow) or something, and it made dinosaur sounds when queuing up downloads.

Decoy snail

but

"🙂".reverse() == "🙃"

It’s like how the S in IoT stands for “secure”.

Hey guys, I just heard somewhere that they renamed the Kremlin to Kharkiv?