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“Male/female toilets” is not the same thing as “males/females”

Using female as a noun (rather than as an adjective, such as in the phrase “female firefighter”, or any phrase of the format “female $noun”) is generally overly clinical and dehumanizing. Some people do it out of habit due to their profession-- usually researchers or soldiers-- but they usually say “males and females”, which while still weird isn’t the worst.

The guys who say “men and females” are the ones you need to watch out for.

That’s BSD. It’s better for you, but most people don’t like it

Well no shit, state-sanctioned terrorism is always legal according to the state that sanctions the terrorism

Air dominance wins fights period. As long as those WWII boys have radios and maps, they just sit back and watch the fireworks.

Infantry exists to paint targets for people with real guns

Right? Obviously a sturgeon would be an Admiral

It’s specifically the dude’s ancestors, clearly he’s as white as they come

If that was your carry-on, it probably didn’t get flagged because lighters are allowed.

The phrasing on the TSA website suggests that lighters with fluid are permitted in your carry on, just not your checked. This is also in line with the policy in Canada.

Whether the particular TSA agent you’re stuck dealing with actually knows their guidelines, well… don’t hold your breath, they also get pissy about frozen water bottles (which also are allowed).

Lighters are allowed

They didn’t imply otherwise?

I believe Balena Etcher is on Linux, and someone else in the thread mentioned something called Popsicle.

I always use dd though. Only borked my system once, and I blame that more on the liquor

the healthcare company has a large say in what medications you’re allowed to take

Health insurance company

If they ever find him, the cops will gun him down

Is the listed jacket even real? ‘Prometheus Designs’ Jacket absolutely sounds like a meme.

You know Prometheus was the good guy, despite whatever Zeus says, right?

From what I know of suppressor prices (with legal suppressors requiring literally all of the paperwork and the filing fees to go with it), that suppressor seems like the best deal in the meme

Edit: Well, the second best deal.

I suspect the backpack is the only correct one because it’s so obvious, and then the others are just the meme riffing on it not being a cheap backpack.

If I had money to burn I’d be buying that backpack tbh

Email and GPG is always an option

If you can convince the other jurors to also vote not guilty, the defendant walks. If you’re the lone hold-out, eventually it’s ruled a hung jury and thus mistrial, and they have to redo the whole trial with a new jury