But they arent tho. I am a trans woman who has been on estrogen for 4 months. In that time i have absolutely noticed my nipples changing, both growing and getting hard more regularly than before.

Ah see that would explain it!

This is cool as fuck actually. It flows like a song and i just instinctively read it like one

It definitely looks like they were just doing a dirty job. I don’t know why you would assume that this is just the way they keep their hands.

Yeaaaah all of these things are very common among people with ADHD. So, not to put too fine a point on it, but you are super wrong.

I mean, isn’t that how most jokes work?