Hey dude, don’t make it weird. Take a bad song and make it wetter.

Don’t worry, it’ll be fine in 0.5s.

Oh no, it’s back!

Never mind, it’s fine.

Wait no!

I wish I had someone to be weird with.

I love Cabin in the Woods for that.

“We should stick together.” - fart spray - “We should split up.”

Remember when they dialed down the sass? Turns out that setting also affected physics notifications. “physicsassistant” - it was a typo!

Reset password via email. Reset second factor via email. Email is the only factor, neither password nor the 2fa.

Usually, the actual login is not the easiest target for an attacker, the recovery methods are. You call a helpline to get a second SIM for SMS codes. You guess (or dig up) answers to recovery questions if available. You get access to email accounts, e. g. via phishing.

If a recovery path for a security factor is weak, it ceases to be a security factor. By allowing both password and the second factor to be recoverable via email, both factors collapse into one: get access to the email and you’re in.

No can do, but I can put you in an envelope, head optional.

I can fix her~~

That train will just keep coming. Once such a freight train is going you better get out of the way. The amount of kinetic energy that’s coming towards you is dwarfing compared to a measly tank.

You guys have a union?

Some More Bread Comic?

I’m not the bottom two, that much I know.
I can’t grow a beard… oh no.

But good or bad is still subjective.

E: maybe a little broad. I meant pleasant smells. In the case of rats probably dictated by biology.

You’d probably willingly live next to a bakery.

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Wir sprechen Kraut, bitte sehr.

This is so stupid. I love it.

What a way to reconnect. None of that MLM pyramid scheme crap.

The conspiracy of prime numbers.

I agree, that was (supposed to be) my point, too. ‘Murder is wrong in every case, no matter the context’ is too black and white, and just sitting on a high horse and preaching won’t remedy the underlying situation. The trolley problem exists for a reason. The French revolution was supposed to be the extreme counter example to disprove OP’s stance, since most people will look at the French revolution as justified and necessary, but murder was very much part of it.

The ‘violent revolution inevitable’ quote was meant to show that it’s still a last resort, but alas, we’re apparently approaching that point.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

I’m sure you’d have preferred France to remain a monarchy because of moral absolutism?