I think people are getting the implied sarcasm.

TBIs are a bitch

They’re all roofied.

Inst unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

My bottle of acetaminophen has a big red cap that says CONTAINS ACETAMINPHEN

I was that more focused and productive person at two jobs. I answered customer emails at a bank and they actually had a meeting about me because my numbers were like 30-50% better than everyone else’s. They thought maybe I wasn’t actually DOING my work. I was, I was just good at it and quick at typing and copying and pasting and using templates. I streamlined all sorts of stuff to make my job easier. “How are you doing so many emails?!” “CTRL C and CTRL V and templates” “oh”

Don’t forget the illegal immigrants. Just a constant threat to your life and existence that can’t really be measured. They’re here illegally… so… we can’t really count them. If we could, they’d all be arrested and deported. It’s perfect. Just a constant existential threat you cant prove doesn’t exist. Like Satan. I guess it’s no coincidence that most of them are also probably very religious and believe anything with zero proof.

Stop making everything a rogue or soulslike too FFS

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What’re you gonna do, prove me wrong?

-Guy proved wrong

They’re doing it in response to nothing, I guess. It’s really overused and only makes sense in certain circumstances.

Libertarians: LALLALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

“I’m so OCD”. You ARE obsessive compulsive disorder?

Yeah, you don’t say “I am diabetes/cancer/leprosy”.

That’s cuz tea is shit.

The couch thing is a myth, but it’s still funny to propagate it anyway.

This is so like… 2014