I want one. Maybe two.

This is very true. Look at pigeons, for example. Used to value pigeons as a tool for communication and they even saved lives, but when technology advanced with things like the telegram, we abandoned pigeons. Cows have been domesticated for tens of thousands of years, meaning they are dependent on us for survival, and even if we don’t use then for food, we will still have to take care of them as cows have many things wrong with they’re biology such as the fact that they will die if not milked, and no, the calf can’t keep up with that as the modern cow produces far more milk than they did in the wild so long ago. In essence, cows would either become white elephants or go extinct if we didn’t care for them.

You will be hearing from Texas very soon.

Now remember kids, Canada is responsible for half the Geneva convention. Do not trust Canada.

When preparing/working on a machine, TURN IT OFF. IT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST STEP WHEN REPAIR ANY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMPTY MOONS, IM GONNA ENSLAVE PIKACHU

“GORDON, LOOKOUT. HOTTED BOONS UP AHEAD. TITS, BIG ONES.”

Wrong, Google maps can track him and I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.

Another good idea to motivate workers is, if possible, rotate responsibilities each day.

You can run, but can you never escape us.

Some say, in some walmarts and home depot, she roams the speakers year round.

Honestly, in a line up of guys that look identical, I would think you would have a decent chance.