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Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.

Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

🤨 …How much money?

Take my uptoot because I respect this deep dive.

Almost bought tickets to see CG. Then I heard Glover was also showing and I was confused. Why is a comedian opening for one of the most provocative rappers today? I’ll wait til streaming so I can fast forward an hour til the real show.

But only certain people, right? like, a genetic thing?

This is a trick question. There is one color for writing. The rest is for eating. We, all of us 4 years old or similiar mental maturity, already know this

I took the starlight, too. Same. Took the bus on the return trip, also awful experience.

Because you are not important. I am very important. I have places I need to be yesterday. And, yes, it IS a truck. I have never used the bed of my truck or it would get dirty. /dont drive //dont have a car ///but I DO have a DL! Has my picture and everything

I’ve studied this. And I have decided I like the idea there is a salami slice in the cart slot. Therefore: it is a salami.

*high fives…and misses!

I mean, that’s just a minor detail. And Deliverance taught me how to prepare for south of Market clubs in my 20s. IYKYK.

Dang, that is pretty spot on! When I go camping, I often find myself contemplating a pretend fire in front of me while I prepare for carbon monoxide poisoning in my tent…but I keep my flaps open! Safety first!

Yeah. I dont get it. It’s not my thing but I don’t judge if it doesn’t hurt anyone.

Get out. We don’t use that kind of talk in our house.

What’s a bureau? Am American and don’t speak foreign. Also, is “vehicles” just the same for all transportation? Like, could I get my space ship learner’s permit…you know what, never mind. Too much work.

I hope these people have IBS for a couple of weeks. And during times on the can, use that quiet time to reflect. Praise Dolly. Amen.