Pure cowardice.

He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

Turned into a real math head.

They eat the entire bucket of popcorn before the movie starts.

There’s dystopian, then there’s whatever this bullshit is.

What in the Tom of Finland is this?

And we LIKED it.

All I know is, for the longest time it was tea, and then all the sudden it was lemonade.

I also enjoyed this album by Incubus.

That’s an obscenely wealthy person’s cane. The poor can’t get that.

I didn’t notice before, but since you mentioned it, it kinda does.

Perhaps make a movie about it to raise awareness.

You’ve missed quite the saga over the past week. See also, dolphins.

Just kidding, he’s also against birth control.