Punk rock

It’s a cool power to have like if you have to fly coach or if Summer asks you what you thought of Wonder Woman 1984.

Dead people claiming land is weird and gross. Burn em up and move on.

Living in a city without enough housing and seeing golf courses that are unused most of the hours of the day taking up huge swaths of land in the middle of my city feels like a “fuck you” to the poors.

Golf is a game rich men play when they are bored playing games with our lives.

Turn every golf course into income based housing.

Dig up every cemetery and turn them into housing.

Quit wasting earth on rich people.

There’s way more of us than them. wtf are we doing

I don’t trust those eyelashes. We need to inspect his genitalia. On television. To confirm one way or the other. For democracy.

Otherwise he might use the wrong bathroom.

lol we exist. There are dozens of us!

Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

I can’t help but wonder if jd Vance is a trans man…

I am not a smart man.

I was an exceptionally stupid child.

I say good bot when it does well.

Usually I insult its rewards system.

Michael Jeffries : “don’t call an ambulance jimi is a competitor. I’ll be there in the morning.”

Holy cannoli that’s some top shelf dizziness delivery

Spend a little more. Buy better weed.

lol I blew on my thumb until I got lightheaded to entertain my bandmates when we were broke and hard up the road in a previous lifetime. They thought it was funny.

I think I discovered a life hack.

Free buzz lol.