In my experience, Phillips heads strip more often than Robertson.

That smell tho

That sounds alright. De-legged makes sense.

I’ve never tried whole bugs, only protein bars. I feel like the texture of exoskeleton would be the worst part?

Hyperbole!

I have a little bit of everything. Maybe 2/5 total.

She’s actually just reacting to internet videos. Like “dayum, that’s crazy.” Everyone wins!

That’s right! In the square hole!

A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.

They seemed to have no idea what to do? Where’s the off switch!?

Pretend to throw something!

No, woman angry funny. Haha silly woman. If genders were reversed this comic not funny anymore.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

That man’s name? Jesus Christ. Also his cross is upside down.