That is my wife.

We agreed a week in advance to pack a specific size luggage. I had my luggage packed a week in advance. The night before she finally packed and we had to check a extra bag.

We were going to another metropolitan city. 😭😭😭

Oh man this is going to suck.

We were looking for an authentication setup to allow for SSO and one of the front runners was Twilio. They have a meeting with us next week and I am not looking forward to this second hand embarrassment.

It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

A rocket crotch can push her to a 10/10

Which is so funny to me.

Like “Hey assholes, we want this!” On all the cars and all the career politicians just look away.

That hole has served us greatly

Btw this is a parody account

My dude, this is one of the strangest hills I have ever seen someone defend with such animosity.

When I lived in a small town, it was a bunch of ready crusty ass neighborhoods, some creepy meth houses, and no trees for blocks.

I’d ride my bike to the gym so I could run on the treadmill because it was gnarly outside.

This is also assuming the Genie isn’t a spiteful PoS that will just kill the Asker. There’s no rule against that.

Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.

I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up

I still do, but I used to, too.

Haha I never seen that one.

Ive seen the dog one.

I dunno about that. I only buy natural and take a few months to eat it.

Never refrigerated.

Wait people leave kimchi out of the fridge?

Putting it in the fridge slows the fermentation process to trap the right flavor. Otherwise it’s a bit TOO kimchi-y and not so tasty.

I’m laughing way too hard at this thank you

I just realized ketchup in restaurants stay out at room temperature.

I always had ketchup in the fridge because it gives the mustard company.

This is going to sound like a real stupid question.

When you unfreeze it, does it get sad looking and taste funny?

Or am I doing something wrong?

I read that in the 90s and having burned through thousands of batteries to power my Gameboy, i would have done anything to get more juice.

You could have literally told me that kissing the battery before you tuck it into the Gameboy slot gave 3% more juice and I would have did it.