US miles, or Scottish, or Swedish, or what? Reusing a word for a different meaning is never the solution.

A Danish couple went court to be allowed to name their child Christophpher. That’s not a typo.

People are stupid.

Systems in scope include Windows hosts running sensor version 7.11 and above that were online between Friday, July 19, 2024 04:09 UTC and Friday, July 19, 2024 05:27 UTC and received the update.

Definitely incorrect. My machine was powered off by physical switch at that time. It was powered off at 17:00 the day before and powered up at 08:00 CEST / 06:00 UTC and promptly bluescreened.

Because it’s not our fucking choice, you imbecile. Corporate does as corporate wants. I can’t install your precious penguin on my work machine, okay??!

Call him a skitjävel. He’ll understand.